10: Take the advice of a madman and look happy
9: This is me!
8: If a frog with a funny hairdo can turn itself into a semblance of a human being...
7: Conformity is the only freedom.
6: This is Persuasion... Friendly I hope...
5: Love? The exchange of two fantasies!
4: Are you fashionable, Tegan?
3: Try a Cobolt Flux
2: These will eliminate the need for telemicrographics.
1: Pass the sodium chloride