1. Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.

2. Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.

3. The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.

4. The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

5. Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.

6. In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to Utah.

7. The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.

8. A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it through an aviator.

9. A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population.

10. Define H2O and CO2. H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.



What the hell are kids learning in school these days?!