Thread: Toe Tal Knon cents!!!
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24th Jul 2007, 8:37 PM #1
Toe Tal Knon cents!!!
Ok, this thread will probably be dead and buried within a week but after some discussion with Ant Cox we've decided "What the Heck"!!!
When we are meant to be busy at work Ant and I have been sending each other e-mails - nothing unusual about that. The thing is we kind of started this silly game with the 'subject title' field at the top of each e-mail.
We started writing the names or actors, actresses, characters and behind the scenes folks that have a Doctor Who connection into the subject title field.
The thing is you couldn't just write the person's name you had to write it in a different way - but when read out loud it must still sound like the actual name of the actor/character etc.
For example Bernard Archard became 'Burn hard? Ahh, Chard' - however after a while we decided to add comments to go with the name. The comments had to be relevant to the name and also had to be written in a similar style. For example William Hartnell became: 'Why Lie? Erm Heart Knel - Dodd Er Rio D fuwell' (hopefully you translated the comment as 'Doddery old fool').
The trouble with Ant and I is once we start something like this it gets a bit difficult to stop -
Here's the collection so far - there are a couple of gems hidden in there (well, in my opinion anyway).
See what you think - feel free to add your own and let me know if you can't work anyone of them out - note there are two comments that are relevant to a person but are not relevant to Doctor Who so apologies in advance for those two!!!!
This first section is just names:
Maurice Coal Burn
Maurice Den M
Val N Time-Dial
Burn hard? Ahh, Chard!
Mike Hail Shear Ed
Sil? Vest, er. Merc, oi!
A neck. Eh, Wills?
This second section includes criptic comments too:
Hello, Will? I am Russell - nice to meet you!
Why Lie? Erm Heart Knel - Dodd Er Rio D fuwell
Kaye Tea-man ing - Shore T-sigh Ted bimme bow
Lou eeze Jame's on - Nah Kid Lay Dee!!!
Nick Cola Brian T - Bus Tea Girl
Bon kKe Laing Ford - Co. very our ears!
Grey M Harp Er - Man Ick Dye Rector
Pee Thermo Fat - Bore Ring Dye Rector?
Bobbo Muz - sub Lyme right, er!
Terran s'addicts - an eggs sell ant white er!!!
Dud Leasing Sun - mew Sick par eggshell ounce
Pad Dee Kings Land - Re: Pet Tat Tive Meow sick?
Fill hippy ntch cliffe: Go thick whore are:?
Bah re: Letz - sear re: ooze pro deuce er
Very teal amber T - Fission Airy Prod USA ?
Nicker-less core 10a - Rell Eye able Milly Terry tie P?
Rue Sell Tea Day Viz N doff there lie N four Im?
Lease leaden pluck E comp onion?
Dave Ross whiz end holed main eye heck?
My key ate S Queens Reg, I meant?
Add Rick Anne, Oi! Ian add ho! Less Aunt?
Thermo stir So Halve Anne sew fist E Kate Ed beer dead won?
The Iran E Sum thin four the Dad S?
Sue Tech Lay the up holes, Terry?
Sun Tar Annes Poe Tate OHeads?
Dahl-ex Knob Lee Doss Binns?
Si Berman Jog Hand Led Sill Vermin?
Si Guns Petes a hot more, Den?
Eyes Worry Hers Arm her play, Ted?
Ant O'Knee Anal E - O Vert Lee O Ver Act Ting
Car owe lying John - boar ring comp onion?
Sah Gent Ben Town Fi Frown Drape ids?
Home egger Grate Im lawed
Rash Eel on Oh, tea-tea!
Cash, tell Anne! Know, knot the mined pro-B!
Chance Ella flay via horse voys!
Peat Air-miles - Nas T Ville N and Terry Bull Vo Kal List
Jay Free Berg On - Spew Key Mew sick
Caith Merc ullock - Shy T insy dental mew sick
Bill Lee Pipe Er - Two Cling E Bye Far
Dee Lear Zarbi Shear - Genie us!
Peat Er H Owl - Cynth S Sizer Craze E
Pea Today Vision - Young guest sofa
Rhone grey nah Goo date Tea Vee Mew sick
Car Owe Lan 4d Knead Sag Oods Mack Ed Bow Tom
Tome Bay Kerr Ma Daz aha! Terr
Cow Lynne Bay Kerr ova wait?
Pool Megan Won heat Juan door!
Crease tofu Heck else tonne Gnaw thorn baste hard!
Day Fitter Nan-T Abbey toe va thee taupe butt knot bard
Er, Rick! Say word! Beta a boat eva RE: thin
Jo Nathan Turn Er - long guest pro deuce a sofa - love scon tin new it tee and sell e brit teas
Seed Suit On - Sell Annie-May shun spay shell east
Crease tofu Ache bead mid ova com plea Kate Ed
Burn Hard Log Spill-eat scan spay shell east
My Cole Greyed 8s dock terr hoo!
Pip Anne Jayne Bay Kher - vair re: St.Range cup all
Rod Jewel Him - grate bays playa
Feel hip ma dock grate guessed hack tour
Mall comical ark Kray sea mew sick may kerr!
Ma caRE:s Anne ORack mew sick may cure
Kerry Blight on E needs Neff you
My catarrh kerr were: kdon bow these reece
Sew fee oral dread ruckus AC Anned nigh throw Nein
3 Ma Adj E mang - Chee Wheel Bee Bacs oon Aft Er Kaff Ring T'8
Bri Anne Hodge Sun - Key Pee Ann O'string Sow Nd Egg Spurt!!!
Dear Camils - Men E Sow Nd Cred It's
More Rino Brian - sutch a phew king goo Dack Tress
Bry Anne Bless Head - X Stream Lee Lough Ed
Al Face N Tory - Mull Tee Harmed Dyke Ed
Verve Oi Ed!!! - Fal lick plantz
Sir Vow Row Bott - Cough E-mash Ian!
Glit Sand Ibber - dodge E tray Das
I'm sure we will be adding some more - you will be pleased to know!!!
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25th Jul 2007, 8:46 AM #2
This promises to be as popular as my Doctor Who Wasted thread!
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25th Jul 2007, 10:21 AM #3
Ok - I was prepared to say this is quite a good and amusing idea, but there's just far too many! Is this 5 years worth of emails that you've foisted on us?
Ant O' Nick Ox and And Rook LAN-C. I hearby award you the special 'Sillingtons Billingtons' award frivolousness beyond the cause of duty!Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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25th Jul 2007, 12:05 PM #4
I wish I could say that is was 5 years worth - but I'm afraid the truth is that it's about 2 days worth
I know, we are quite mad
We've done about another 10 since then, if I'm brave I might post them later
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25th Jul 2007, 12:34 PM #5Si Guns Petes a hot more, Den?
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25th Jul 2007, 2:09 PM #6
Oh yes, sorry I'd forgotten about that one!!! Private joke that one!!!
OK, the first thread was a bit of an overload - so here's a smaller collection:
(Only a mere 23 this time)!! - Shall I ask for this thread to be locked now and just get it over and done with
Kaye Nein - Diffy Cull Tonne Ruff Terry Anne
Camel Lyanne - Waiste ov Time Anne Droid?
Dark a near add sick - watt eh? mau fool offer neigh-M!
Pee Ta Grim Wade - N fuse Ears Tic Dye Rector
Oh, liver elms - Renault toff muni Ford a tie tell sea quince
Hen RE: Gore Don Jay Go - Fiat trickle A Gent
Kaye Team Ann in - Sue Peugeot!
Sil Lure Reannes & Seed Evils - With Air Pet Merc Ahh
Ess Vees Even - boss ov vaux
Raw germ Uri leech - fan tasty cassette Des ironer
Rob Inn Bland & Pool Lamb Ore - Goes T Right Taz
Jew nod sun - la flea lay dee
Darg Lass Sadams - Tomb hutch Comm, Eddie?
Jef Free Bail Don Shoe Da Bin Thirst Doctor
You Nit Mill Eatery Organ Eyes A Shaun
Jay Me H Air E Leg Ed Hi Land Door
Raw girdle guard, oh! - Yule orb aim!
Jew freebie verse Sil keys moo foist
Jaw-gelato foot rah tears!
Maastricht Sun Heap lay Dettol, oh!
Den Is Spoon Er - Er Lee Hoo Righ Taa
Comm Ann Dearl Eton Dee V ooze Bust Hard
Come And Er Macks Ill Phew Chad Octer
Com Mad Door T Rathers Tay Aches Knows Hit
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