Songs Not To Play On A First Date

[Trudi G]

Henry Rollins - Liar - it's enough to make you run a mile, lol!!

Liaryou think you`re gonna to live your life alone
in darkness
and seclusion
yeah I know
you`ve been out there
tried to mix with those animals
and it just left you full of humiliated confusion
so you stagger back home
and wait for nothing
but the solitary refinement of your room spits you back out onto the street
and now you`re desperate
and in need of human contact
and then
you meet me
and you whole world changes
because everything I say is everything you`ve ever wanted to hear
so you drop all your defenses and you drop all your fears
and you trust me completely
I`m perfect
in every way
cause I make you feel so strong and so powerful inside
you feel so lucky
but your ego obscures reality
and you never bother to wonder why
things are going so well
you wanna know why?
cause I`m a liar
yeah I`m a liar
I`ll tear your mind out
I`ll burn your soul
I`ll turn you into me
I`ll turn you into me
cause I`m a liar, a liar
a liar, a liar

I`ll hide behind a smile
and understanding eyes
and I`ll tell you things that you already know
so you can say
I really identify with you, so much
and all the time that you`re needing me
is just the time that I`m bleeding you
don`t you get it yet?
I`ll come to you like an affliction
and I`ll leave you like an addiction
you`ll never forget me
you wanna know why?
cause I`m a liar
yeah I`m a liar
I`ll rip your mind out
I`ll burn your soul
I`ll turn you into me
I`ll turn you into me
cause I`m a liar, a liar
liar, liar, liar, liar

I don`t know why I feel the need to lie
and cause you so much pain
maybe it`s something inside
maybe it`s something I can`t explain
cause all I do
is mess you up and lie to you
I`m a liar
oh, I am a liar

if you`ll give me one more chance
I swear that I will never lie to you again
because now I see the destructive power of a lie
they`re stronger than truth
I can`t believe I ever hurt you
I swear
I will never to you lie again, please
just give me one more chance
I will never lie to you again
I swear
that I will never tell a lie
I will never tell a lie
no, no
ha ha ha ha ha hah haa haa haa haaa
sucker
sucker!
oh, sucker
I am a liar
yeah, I am a liar
yeah I like it
I feel good
ohh I am a liar
yeah
I lie
I lie
I lie
oh, I lie
oh I lie
I lie
yeah
ohhh I`m a liar
I lie
yeah
I like it
I feel good
I`ll lie again
and again
I`ll lie again and again
and I`ll keep lying
I promise
Liar

[WhiteCrow]

I've always found there to be something VERY sinister in the lyrics,

You were made for me (you were made for me)
Everybody tells me so
You were made for me (you were made for me)
Tell me then that you don't know

[WhiteCrow]

Oops - Mr Double post there.

[Stuart Wallis]

I'm Your Boyfriend Now by They Might Be Giants is popular round these parts...

Early one day
I got up the strength
To call you on the phone
You answered and said
"Please leave a mess-"
And I dropped the receiver then

I'll do as you ask if I can figure out where you live
And though the world may think you strange
I find you great

Just for your information
If you should hear this
I am letting you know that
I'm your boyfriend now

I read your book
But then it took
A year to find your house
I was nervous at first
And then it got worse
When there was no turning 'round

If you don't know by now just look I'm
Right outside
You've got to admit that
I'm your boyfriend now

Your boyfriend now
Is fond of long walks on the beach at night
Your boyfriend likes
Italian food and wine

Your boyfriend wants
To meet someone who shares his interests
In listening
To voices in my head

You don't have to say it
I can see it in your eyes
I can read it in your heart
I can hear it in your silence

Just for your information if you should
Get this letter
Here's a reminder
I'm your boyfriend now

I don't need you to tell me the things
I know are true but
Can't you admit that
I'm your boyfriend now?
Why don't you act like
I'm your boyfriend now?
Don't deny it
I'm your boyfriend now

The italicised lyrics originally went "And I know the restraining order wasn't meant to hurt"...

[Dirk Gently]

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go - WHAM.

[Trudi G]

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go - WHAM.

LOL!!!

[Jeff]

Green Day

"All By Myself"

I was alone, I was all by myself
No one was looking, I was thinking of you
Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself
All by myself...
All by myself...
All by myself...

I went to your house, but no one was there
I went in your room
I was all by myself
You and me had
Such wonderful times
When I'm all by myself,
All by myself

[Jeff]

And of course possibly the ultimate song to not play on a first date or any date ever might be Snoop's "Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None)"

I'll provide a link to censored lyrics since it is temple worthy even with the f words censored out... (not for the easily offended)

http://www.uppercutmusic.com/artist_...ne_lyrics.html

[sugartongs]

Crass - Reality Asylum

A great punk song with somewhat disturbing lyrics

I am no feeble Christ, not me
He hangs in glib delight upon his cross, upon his cross,
Above my body, lowly me
Christ forgive, forgive?
Holy He, He holy, He holy?
Sh*t He forgives, Forgive? Forgive?
I? I? Me? I? I vomit for you Jesu
Christy Christus
Puke upon your papal throne
Wrapped I am in the muddy cloud
Of hellish genocide
Petulant child
I have suffered for you
Where you have never known me
I too must die
Will you be shadowed in the arrogance of my death?
Your valley truth
What light pass those pious heights?
What passing bells for these in their trucks?
For you lord.
You are the flag-bearer of these nations
One against the other that die in the mud
No piety. No deity
Is that your forgiveness?
Saint. Martyr. Goat. Billy.
Forgive? Sh*t he forgives
He hangs upon his cross
In self-righteous judgment

it goes on in that vein