Thread: How season 4 will NOT end!
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29th Jun 2008, 11:19 PM #1WhiteCrow Guest
How season 4 will NOT end!
A silly thread, for silly theories for how the series will now end.
[Think funny people]
My own theory ... with acknowledgements to MacGonnagle and Seus ...
Every Who incarnation liked the Earth quite a lot
But old Davros who lived in a bunker on Skaro did not!
Old Davros hated Earth! From it’s customs to seasons!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be, perhaps, that his obsession with might
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his cybernetic heart was too small.
But, whatever the reason, what every human now rue
He looked down on Earth, hating the Whos,
So one he built up an army all cloned from his cells,
And put each one in poly carbonite shells
Then he stole planet Earth to a place he had made,
His hidden base cloaked in the Medusa Cascade
Then on Earth he unleashed his whole family of hate,
They came shooting ray guns screaming Ex-ter-min-ate
But the people of Earth though right deep in it,
They just didn’t know how to give in and quit
The Daleks might well be the Masters of Earth,
But some humans fought back for all they were worth
There was Rose, there was Martha, Sarah Jane and young Luke
And the members of Torchwood who didn’t get nuked
So they all had a plan, to all phone the great Who
As if he came back he’d know just what to do
With phones all a-bleeping, they all made a call
They spammed up the Doctor, who soon found them all
Davros cackled “he’s found me, the arrogant twit”,
”Soon I’ll get my revenge, oh yes every last bit”
The Doctor not caring he ran to meet Rose,
But got shot down halfway as everyone knows
And what happened then? Well, in Whodom they say
That Davros's heart grew three sizes that day!
And now that his heart didn't feel quite so tight,
He knew all this hatred and killing’s not right
So he temporal shifted to save his old foe
Just why he did it, nobody quite knows
But now poor old Davros it’s awfully sad,
Just like Caan has gone bonkers and terribly mad
But the temporal shift it sent out such tremors
The events of that day, no body remembers!
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29th Jun 2008, 11:33 PM #2Pip Madeley Guest
Christopher Eccleston will sing a song and the Daleks will run away.
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30th Jun 2008, 12:03 AM #3
Tom Baker will show up.
Nah, too silly. Tom NEVER shows up.
Si.
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30th Jun 2008, 2:44 PM #4
The Doctor, Rose, Donna & Jack all merge together in the TARDIS thus extending the Doctor's life to infinite regenerations & with this told to the Daleks & Davros (that effectively the Doctor can't die) they all scoot away, terribly fast.
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30th Jun 2008, 4:56 PM #5
Brigadier Lethbridge Stewart, will arrive back from his trip to deepest darkest Peru, moan about everying going to sh*t now he's no longer in charge of UNIT and then gets kissed by Captain Jack.
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30th Jun 2008, 5:33 PM #6
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The Doctor regenerates into a giant fishcake.
Actually that's quite feasable...
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30th Jun 2008, 6:08 PM #7
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30th Jun 2008, 6:14 PM #8
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In a shockingly original way with something nothing "The Stolen Earth" or the entire series this year made a reference to.
I can dream can't I?
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30th Jun 2008, 9:19 PM #9
Samuel L Jackson turns up, armed to the teeth proclaiming "Davros? That Mother******? Jesus, I've sh*t out bigger turds than him" before magically flying to the Dalek space ship, and blasting the crap out of it.
"RIP Henchman No.24."
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1st Jul 2008, 12:08 AM #10Pip Madeley GuestSamuel L Jackson turns up, armed to the teeth proclaiming "Davros? That Mother******? Jesus, I've sh*t out bigger turds than him" before magically flying to the Dalek space ship, and blasting the crap out of it.
DAVROS: Describe what the Doctor looks like!
DONNA: ... what?
DAVROS: Say what again! SAY! WHAT! AGAIN! I dare ya, I double dare ya mother ****er say what one more God damn time!
DONNA: He's... he's... he's white!
DAVROS: Go on!
DONNA: He's got spiky hair!
DAVROS: Does he look like a bitch?
DONNA: What?!
(Davros shoots Donna in the shoulder)
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1st Jul 2008, 1:17 PM #11
Fantastic, you got him down to a tee there!"RIP Henchman No.24."
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1st Jul 2008, 2:00 PM #12
The Doctor regenerates into... Rose Tyler!
The only person he could ever really love was himself.Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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1st Jul 2008, 3:29 PM #13
Steve, are you saying that the Doctor is in to self love?
With his right hand? The one that isn't attached to him?
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1st Jul 2008, 4:38 PM #14
Harry Potter will turn up and magic everything back to normal, after he has kill Davros thinking he is he who shall not be named.
Sorry I blame it on the books I am reading at the moment.
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1st Jul 2008, 5:52 PM #15
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Thank goodness you're not reading Playboy then!
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1st Jul 2008, 6:21 PM #16
That's for later!
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1st Jul 2008, 8:24 PM #17
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6th Jul 2008, 10:47 AM #18WhiteCrow Guest
Congratulations - this thread contained 100% guaranteed NO SPOILERS!
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6th Jul 2008, 10:59 AM #19
So everyone was right? The series ended & the series did not end how we said.
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6th Jul 2008, 1:41 PM #20
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I've had another think about it, and I think the series will not end with the Doctor regenerating, Earth being destroyed, or any companions dying. Am I right?
Anyone...?
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