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11th Dec 2006, 12:54 PM #1
Doctor Who Christmas Carols
Thought it was about time I wheeled this thread out again!
Some silly Who-related Christmas Carols for you to enjoy or ridicule depending on your point of view.
Disclaimer: Please note that this thread is intended to be a bit of harmless fun and no blasphemy or derogation towards any religion is intended!
Deck the corridors with pics of Billie,
Tar la la la la, la la la dis.
Some may prefer ones of Billy,
Tar la la la la, la la la dis.
Don we now our gay agenda,
Tar la la la la, la la la dis.
From a Welsh Dorothy-friender,
Tar la la la la, la la la dis.
See the blazing Priory before us,
Tar la la la la, la la la dis.
Watch the wobbly Brontosaurus.
Tar la la la la, la la la dis.
Follow me to the Hive of Leisure,
Tar la la la la, la la la dis.
With the long scarf I do measure,
Tar la la la la, la la la dis.
Giant rats in Londons sewers,
Tar la la la la, la la la dis.
Hail the New Season gets viewers ,
Tar la la la la, la la la dis.
Sing we fanboys, all together,
Tar la la la la, la la la dis.
Dont give up on Who, not ever,
Tar la la la la, la la la dis.
I'll post some more over the coming days, but feel free to submit your own!Last edited by Antony Cox; 11th Dec 2006 at 12:55 PM.
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11th Dec 2006, 1:21 PM #2
(Oh dear, here we go!)
I don't know about whole carols, but here's some song titles.
Kate Bush and William Hartnell - December Will Be Magic, er Mavic Chen.
The Monoids - Deck The Halls With Boughs of Holy And Prepare for The Main Landings.
The Brigadier - Stop The Cavalry, Sergeant Benton!
Davison and The Castrovalvans - Away In A Zero Cabinet (No Crib for a Bed).
Grandad and Ian Levine - All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth, but They've Been Missing For 30 Years and It's Completely Unreasonable To Expect Them To Turn Up.Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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11th Dec 2006, 9:34 PM #3
Do I count?
I must admit, just when I think I'm king, I just begin!
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11th Dec 2006, 10:01 PM #4Captain Tancredi Guest
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11th Dec 2006, 10:02 PM #5
Elf Queens don't celebrate Christmas!
Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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11th Dec 2006, 10:13 PM #6
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12th Dec 2006, 12:54 PM #7
Here's the next load of Christmas tosh......
While shepherds watched
The Box by night
All seated behind the sofa
The face of the Timelord came on
And they thought This one will go far
And they thought This one will go far
"Fear not," he said,
His old/young face
Had spoken there and then
"Five years Ill give before I go
Its teeth and curls from then
Its teeth and curls from then
"To you in your home
Town this day
Is born a gadget freak
The best is yet to come my friends
Tune in again next week"
Tune in again next week"
"The heavenly Blue
Crystal Ill find
To humans it can make
Your mind go crazy in a flash
Dont look for goodness sake!
Dont look for goodness sake!"
Thus spake the Third
Doctor, and Liz
Will help him on his way
Jo Grant, the Brig and Sarah Jane
Will make his hair go grey
Will make his hair go grey
And so the Doctor
Finds his match
A spider with a sting
She says Youre better off to be
A Scarecrow-in-waiting,
A Scarecrow-in-waiting.
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12th Dec 2006, 12:56 PM #8
How about the Twelve Episodes of the Daleks Masterplan?
Twelve Delegates delegating
Eleven Hartnell Fluffs
Ten Invisible Visians
Nine Bald Technics
Eight Extras in Egypt
Seven Feasts of Steven!
Six Episodes with Sara
Five Dalek Casings!
Four Episodes with Courtney
Three trips to Kendall... Kemble
Two Companion Deaths
and
A Full M of Taranium
Si xxx
I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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12th Dec 2006, 1:19 PM #9
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14th Dec 2006, 12:32 PM #10Pip Madeley Guest
I'm no good with carols, but how about Last Christmas by Harriet Jones?
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18th Dec 2006, 12:43 PM #11
K9 the Grey-Nosed dog, dear
Had a very zappy nose
And if you ever saw him
You would even say How slow!
All of the other actors
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor K9
Join in any stand-up games
Then one 1980s eve
JN-T came to say
"K9, with your movements so ****e,
Wont you leave my show tonight?"
But Sarah-Jane took pity
Giving him a home for free
K9 the Grey-Nosed dog, dear
You'll go Wow! at his story!
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18th Dec 2006, 8:16 PM #12
@ Ant! Woooo!
Si xx
I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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18th Dec 2006, 10:54 PM #13"K9, with your movements so ****e,
Wont you leave my show tonight?"
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19th Dec 2006, 12:32 PM #14
Frosty the Ice Warrior
Was a jolly hissy soul
With a sonic gun and a pair of clamps
And two eyes made out of foil
Frosty the Ice Warrior
Is very tall they say
He was also slow but the 60s kids
Know he came to life one day
There must have been some magic
In that old ice block they found
For when they placed a hot plate on it
It began to melt around
Frosty the Ice Warrior
Was alive as he could be
The base staff say
He could kill and maim
Just the same as you and me
Frosty the Ice Warrior
Knew the sun was hot that day
So he hissed Let's run
And we'll have some fun
Now before I melt away
Down to the space ship
With Victoria in his hand
Running here and there very slowly, yeah
Hissing Stop me if you can
He led her down to the caves of ice
And he gave a grateful hiss
As he realised it was quiet and
She stopped screaming, it was bliss
Frosty the Ice Warrior
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved his gun
At the Mirrorlon
Everything went wobbly, yay!
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at Frosty go
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Over the hills very slow
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20th Dec 2006, 10:13 PM #15
You've been on very good form this year Ant!
Si xxLast edited by SiHart; 20th Dec 2006 at 10:14 PM.
I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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21st Dec 2006, 9:51 AM #16
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20th Dec 2006, 10:22 PM #17
Ooooooooooooooooo
The horror!
Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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