Doctor Who Question Time

[Rob McCow]

With Commentary: The Sensorites - Without Commentary: The Sea Devils.

What is the most stupid thing they could do to celebrate the 50th Anniversary of Doctor Who?

[Lissa]

A huge bonfire which, when you get closer to it, you realise is all film stock and unwanted video tape.

If Doctor Who was a country, who should be its ambassador (not of death)?

[Dino]

John Scott Martin.

What would be the first country DoctorWhostainia would have a diplomatic row escalation with?

[Dave Tudor]

The Republic of Startrekistan.

Before the advent of VidFIRE, did you, like me, think that 'Doctor Who', and indeed all black-and-white television actually looked like it used to on the old videos, when it was originally broadcast? Or were you wiser than me?

[J.R. Southall]

I was no wiser than you, Dave.

I'm still not!

If you won the lottery, would you get in touch with 2|entertain about animating missing episodes...?

[Dino]

No.

If I won the lottery, I can assure you missing Doctor Who episodes would be the last thing on my mind! I love the show, don't get me wrong... but lottery win?

Coming back to Doctor Who as a country, what would the anthem of the country be?

[Stuart Wallis]

Diddley-dum Diddley-dum Diddley-dum DIDDLEY-DUM Hoo-oo-oo. Obviously. Or We Love Katy Manning.

Should DoctorWhostainia have any truck with the United States of Ianlevinia?

[Dino]

Yes, and it'll make the Greek calls for the return of the Elgin Marbles look like a radio making a prank call to the Prime Minister.

What would DoctorWhoistania's main religion be?

[J.R. Southall]

The Cult of Xoanon.

Who would lead the worship?

[Rob McCow]

Who else but The Seeker! "All but ONE! Is doomed to Die..."

How would you describe DoctorWhoistania's relations with United Stars Of Trekmerica?

[Dino]

So fragile even Tony Blair won't fly between them to patch things up.

What's the closest DoctorWhoistania and United Stars Of Trekmerica came to all out superpower nuclear confrontation with each other and how did it get resolved?

[SiHart]

They got quite close.. the Master was going to sell them out and blast Doctor Whositania with Nuclear missiles. but at the last minute the Doctor talked him round and he swapped sides.

What would be on the flag of Doctor Whoistania?

[brandynigma]

TARDIS, flanked by Aggedor and a Taran Woodbeast, with crossed classic and modern sonics.

What would be the primary exports of Doctor Whoistania?

[J.R. Southall]

Jelly babies.

And their language?

[Rob McCow]

Ancient High Gallifreyan. Not many people understand it these days, but fortunately I do.

What are the main holiday destinations in Doctor Whoistania?

[Stuart Wallis]

The Floaty Floaty Sea off the coast of Florana; the tomb of the Cybermen; the great Panopticon, where the Choir Of Rassilon sing such popular hits as That's the Way to the Zoo; and the photographic workshop of Anthony Roger Resmat, where certain photos of Katy Manning were taken. Oh, and Chranleigh Hall. We all like to attend when His Lordship's holding his glamourous balls.

Should DoctorWhostainia be a monarchy, and if so, who should the king and queen?

[Dino]

And seeing as I can't find the Doctor Who joke thread...

A Doctor Who producer was chatting to a fan about who he wanted as the next Doctor Who.
The producer said "I'd like him to be one half of a 1980's double act with a moustache, who's a bit clown-like one minute, and then talking about Jesus the next."

So the fan ask "Is it Cannon?"

EDIT: Ah no, it's Ball! Damn!

[SiHart]

never ask if it's Canon!

What's your favourite Doctor Who sound effect?

[J.R. Southall]

The TARDIS materialisation. Complete classic.

What's your favourite Doctor Who hat? (Helmets not included!)

[Andrew Curnow]

I'm torn between Davison's folder-upper, and McCoy's battered season 24 hat. I'm going to plump for the latter, season 24's bruised but unbroken panama.

What's your favourite Pertwee ensemble?

[Rob McCow]

Dark blue with red piping from Death To The Daleks.

Should they do a new adventure with the Weeping Angels this year for the new Doctor Who series?

[Nyder]

No I think their impact will diminish too much if they're brought back again. There's only so much you can do with a statue...

What monster from the Tom Baker era (you can only choose a monster who has appeared once) would you like to see return?

[duncan]

The Zygons.

If only one Doctor could return for the 50th anniversary story, who would you want that to be?

[Rob McCow]

Richard Hurndall. It'd be a surprise and a miracle!

Which single living Doctor would you want to turn up for the 50th Anniversary?

[Dirk Gently]

Eighth Doctor.

What adversary to the Doctor would you NOT want to see return in the next 3 years?